Elims
August 2012
So there's only one channel in this motel,
This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street.
They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh.
Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel, “GODDAMMIT, MR. NOODLE.”
LOL
July 2012
This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.
- Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
- Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
- Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
- Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
- Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
- Woman: That's a shame.
- Me: Why?
- Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
- Cashier: Why is it a shame?
- Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
- Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
- Woman: It's offensive!
- Me: But how does it affect you?
- Woman: What?
- Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
- Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
- Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
- Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.
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I have so many dreams and goals, and I’m determined to accomplish them.
But sometimes it’s just so hard to stay positive.
There are just too many uncertainties that sometimes I wonder if all of my hard work will be worth it in the end…
I just want to do something that I enjoy- for as long as possible.
I am so tired- physically and mentally.
I sometimes wonder what would happen if I didn’t have such an iron will. Would I just collapse? Shatter into tiny bits?
Sometimes it’s so hard to keep going.
TBS TOP 10 Solo Artist Dancers (2012/7/28)
- Michael Jackson
- Amuro Namie
- Chris Brown
- Usher
- Miura Daichi
- Janet Jackson
- Beyonce
- Omarion
- Ciara
- Matsushita Yuya
Woohoo, congrats to Yuya for entering the top 10! ^o^ And as expected, MJ at the very top~
from TBSテレビ | ランク王国
