I am British I whisper as I purposely spell words with U’s.
I AM AMERICAN I SHOUT AS I DEEP FRY MY FREEDOM.
I am Canadian I say politely as I ride off on my polar bear
canada cant even figure out how to use the text brush to write, they have to handwrite it.
handwritten like the signatures on all our equal marriage certificates
- person: hey wanna hang out
- thoughts: omfg how do i get myself out of this
i accidentally printed my english paper onto iron-on paper so as to not waste money since iron-on paper is pretty expensive, i did the logical thing, and now i have a shirt with my opinion of julius caesar on it