Elims

A dancer and a musician who just wants to travel the world!

This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.

Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow):

How are you this evening?

Me:

Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?

Cashier:

Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.

Woman behind me:

Wait, you're gay?

Cashier:

Yeah. . . ?

Woman:

That's a shame.

Me:

Why?

Woman:

He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.

Cashier:

Why is it a shame?

Woman:

It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-

Me:

Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?

Woman:

It's offensive!

Me:

But how does it affect you?

Woman:

What?

Me:

Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.

Woman:

*sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*

Cashier:

. . . Wow, thank you.

Me:

Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.

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